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Sarcasm Is a Dragon's Best Friend..

Sarcasm Is a Dragon's Best Friend..

Until You Lose Your Scales

by Stephanie Collins

About The Book

My name is Gemini, and my life is a bloody mess. I almost kill my mother; my overbearing father exiles me out of the nest; one of my sisters wants to neuter me so stupidity doesn't breed; my dead grandmother wants me to complete stupid missions for her, and a witch thinks I'm an arrogant and rude dragon, so she turns me human. Then I get captured by guards from a kingdom notorious for begin cruel to males, and they make me their slave for three years. Their queen decides she's had enough of my sarcastic idiocy and sells me to a neighboring kingdom where I get stuck in a new dungeon: kinghood. Apparently  make enemies wherever I go. I have dragon slayers poaching in my kingdom and my army's commander desperately wanting to kill me so he could be king. All I want is to find a way to break my curse and get my scales back. . . and for my father to stop treating me like a hatchling. Is that too much to ask for?

Publication date February 23,2021
Language English
ISBN (Paperback)
9781649085368 (E-BOOK)
Genre Fiction, Action and Adventure, Fantasy
Pages 1030
Interior Color Black and White
Book Size 4.000" x 6.000" (152mm x 102 mm)


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